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Beautiful Clean Green NZ - Santa's Cows

Beautiful clean green New Zealand
With its grass fed cows
Passing away the time
Cud chewing for hours

.......when a child visits Santa
And sits upon his knee
Some conversations
We remember as funny

......."What is your name?
Lea Lea she replied
And what would you like for Christmas?
She rolled her eyes and sighed

"I am not telling you"
She said sweetly
So he asked her again
This time she spoke assertively

"I told you before
I am not telling you
But I'd like you to know
What I WOULD LIKE TO DO"

"My Guinea pig is having babies
Can I send you one"
Santa was lost for words
Ok. Deal done

"But how will you send it
In a shoe box", she replied
As she waved good bye he asked
"Is the milk also supplied?"

I will send this also
Then left happily
Innocently unaware
Of The Reality....

.......on Christmas Eve
She placed a shoe box by the fire
As promised one Guinea pig
With the milk he would require

.......so to all at Fonterra
When we sit on Santa's knee
Tell him The Cows are calving
So would he like milk that is FREE

Remind him that the North Pole
Has refrigeration naturally
Milk air freighted in shoe boxes
May help Global warming and humanity....

A carton of frozen milk
Could nourish a starving child
When the 'cud chewing cow' heard this
Many said she had smiled

Written 6th August, 2015

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